Things to enjoy about the elections

Yes, election fatigue is officially here. I'm seeing MEMEs asking for posts about things other than the elections. Well I bring you 4 things to embrace about the elections! Embrace the rampant capitalism and opportunism. It's in your favor for one day!

If you live in the States and vote---free coffee on election day!
http://www.starbucks.com/sharedplanet/news.aspx

And free ice cream!
http://www.benjerry.com/features/i_voted/

If you live in NYC or Seattle and vote---free sex toy on election day!
http://www.babeland.com/about/presskit/pressreleases/maverick-promotion/

And for everyone, Creature Comforts does the candidates (well, from before the primaries)

So lighten up and relax. It'll all be over soon. And in the meantime, you'll have sweets, energy, orgasms and a chuckle as a reward no matter who you vote for.

ETA: I voted this morning; wound up waiting in line about 40 minutes. I'm not ashamed to admit I got a little misty eyed when I cast my ballot, knowing Bush will soon be out of office and hopeful that a turnover in administration might turn the tide of the past 8 years.

Polling Widget

I'm feeling incredibly impatient and distracted today. How are you, flisters?

Anyway, this will become a widget to track the results as they come in later.