HP fanfic-ish MEME

Saw this on coyotegoth's LJ and thought what the heck.

Number your 12 favourite Harry Potter characters, in no particular order, and answer the questions!

1 Severus Snape
2 Luna Lovegood
3 Lucius Malfoy
4 Hermione Granger
5 Minerva McGonagall
6 Remus Lupin
7 Bellatrix Lestrange
8 Narcissa Malfoy
9 Weasley Twins
10 Phineas Nigellus
11 Moaning Myrtle
12 Ginny Weasley


1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
(Lupin/Moaning Myrtle) Nope

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
(Hermione) She's an insufferable know-it-all like me. So she has potential for hot.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
(Ginny Weasley/Narcissa Malfoy) Mrs. Weasley would be in for a real surprise about her 'only daughter'

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
I have NO doubt they are out there

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
(Luna/Lupin) Nah, I don't really see it.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
(Minerva/Weasley Twins) - that would be . . . interesting
(Minerva/Phineas Nigellus) - hot portrait pr0n? Heh heh

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Bellatrix on Luna/Ginny - she'd either AK them or try to have a pureblood femmeslash threesome

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
(Lucius Malfoy/Phineas Nigellus) Phineas threatens to tell all of Lucius' secrets because he has access to a portrait in Malfoy mansion. Malfoy threatens him with turpentine. They hiss. Narcissa comes and breaks it up.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
(Snape/Narcissa) I don't know about fluff, but snapesforte has a pretty major fic about this pairing

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Tipping the Pureblood Velvet

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
(Hermione/Snape) Yeah, right, like every conceivable plot scenario regarding deflowering hasn't already been written, rewritten, rehashed and turned into a Marriage Law fic already.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Can't think of any, come to mention.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that I know of, but would love to see pennswoods do something.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
(Luna/Hermione/Minerva) No, but I bet volsi could do a bang up job with that one!

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
:snort: I've no idea.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I'm Every Woman

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
(Snape/Lupin/Ginny Weasley) I don't know, but I'm sure it would involve Ginny not saying no to any and every possible position.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Hey baby. Want to put me on your ceiling over your bed?